Emery Kaison is 19, which he has personally decided counts as a personality trait… mostly because turning 20 next year feels less like a birthday and more like a countdown clock he didn't agree to. At some point, he changed his name, moved across the city, and let the old version of himself disappear. No one sat him down and told him how to do it. From talking to his dormitory crush in the kitchen at 3am, to falling on the ice at 6am, Kaison discusses a wide range of topics, including goodbyes he's still not sure he really meant, navigating homelessness as a teenager, the senior graduation that never happened, and an ongoing personal war with using Excel on MacBooks. Kaison offers the unfiltered, dewy and dangerous commentary on the weird parts of growing up nobody prepares you for. Emery Kaison invites you to join him soon as he does as he likes, and lets you perceive him as you like.